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Where did you leave the dead hooker? Oops  Evil grin

The washer section at Home Depot 


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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Where'd you pick up the chick in the orange vest?

Too many racehorses.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why did the police raid your last party?

Don't try this at home.
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Is it safe to gargle gasoline like that?

Marijuana and xanax.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why does nothing ever seem to bother you?

Under the basement stairs.



As it flew, an idea formed itself in the Procurator's mind, which was now bright and clear. It was this: the hegemon had examined the case of the vagrant philosopher Yeshua, surnamed Ha-Notsri, and could not substantiate the criminal charge made against him. In particular he could not find the slightest connection between Yeshua's actions and the recent disorders in Jerusalem. The vagrant philosopher was mentally ill, as a result of which the sentence of death pronounced on Ha-Notsri by the Lesser Sanhedrin would not be confirmed. But in view of the danger of unrest liable to be caused by Yeshua's mad, utopian preaching, the Procurator would remove the man from Jerusalem and sentence him to imprisonment in Caesarea Stratonova on the Mediterranean — the place of the Procurator's own residence. It only remained to dictate this to the secretary.
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Where's your mother-in-law?

Chinese take out.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What is that ogawful comin' from the back seat of your car?

Be safe. Play smart.
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How do you survive a game of Calvinball?

A pig stuffed in a cow stuffed in an elephant stuffed in a blue whale.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What are you eating for Thanksgiving dinner?

Gilligan's Island reruns.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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What do you have on Tivo?

It was called due to rain.
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What happened to the umbrella exhibit?

It was on fire.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why did you dunk the tiki torch in the barrel of gasoline?

A goat, 2 pounds of lime Jell-o, and a cricket bat.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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Need me to pick anything up at Crawl Mart?


It was like that when I found it.


"You don't adopt a wheel just for fun." ~ dragoncat

I before E except after C, or your weird caffeinated neighbor Sheila will seize your protein for leisure.
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How in God's name did this rabbit end up with three ears???

Dancing bunny  Dancing bunny

Marvin.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Who put the hole in the Love Ewe?

Lawyers, guns, and money


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What does it take to get ahead in this country?

Pink lemonade and tea biscuits.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Does your cat have any allergies?


I could never ask them to do that.


"You don't adopt a wheel just for fun." ~ dragoncat

I before E except after C, or your weird caffeinated neighbor Sheila will seize your protein for leisure.
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Do your grandparents want to come to the orgy?

Scotch and Wheaties


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What did you have for breakfast?

All eight reindeer!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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What has thirty-two feet and flies?

It was the only one they had left.
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