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Why did you get this Charlie Brown Christmas tree?

The fudge, and all the candy-canes.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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What is that stuck all over the ceiling?

You didn't miss it by much.
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Did I hit Santa's sleigh with my nerf gun? Gasp!

It's the pointy-toed shoes, man.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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How do you get so lucky with the lady gnomes?



A mile deep pit in my back yard.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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Just how did you manage to roast three whole elephants at one time?

Because I didn't have a wheelbarrow to carry it in.

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Why are you carrying that coal one lump at a time into Swampy's house, Santa?


The cat's sleeping on it.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why didn't you turn in your homework?

I couldn't find the tweezers.
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Why did you wax your ear-hair! Gasp!

Santa Clause told me so.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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How did you find out the real story about umop and that party with the elves?

It was either that or potatoes.
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Why did you serve the Queen potted meat for lunch?


The dog told me to.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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Why are you eating your homework?

It worked last time.


"You don't adopt a wheel just for fun." ~ dragoncat

I before E except after C, or your weird caffeinated neighbor Sheila will seize your protein for leisure.
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Why did you use explosives to open that jar of olives?

Cat fur and sweet potatoes.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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What are your favorite ingredients to cook with?

I couldn't get in my backpack.
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Why do you have a live weasel in your pants?


A solid gold bowling ball.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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If a goose lays a golden egg, what does an elephant lay?

I was shopping for presents.
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Why did you get arrested in Donald Trump's mansion???

Because there's an elephant in my pajamas.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why are you wearing a prom dress to bed?

One time just wasn't enough.
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Why did you have to bungee jump again? Gasp!

Bing Crosby and Rob Zombie.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Who were those two men in your bed this morning?

I got it in Tiajuana.
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What's the deal with that horrible rash?

It looks like it's never been used.



As it flew, an idea formed itself in the Procurator's mind, which was now bright and clear. It was this: the hegemon had examined the case of the vagrant philosopher Yeshua, surnamed Ha-Notsri, and could not substantiate the criminal charge made against him. In particular he could not find the slightest connection between Yeshua's actions and the recent disorders in Jerusalem. The vagrant philosopher was mentally ill, as a result of which the sentence of death pronounced on Ha-Notsri by the Lesser Sanhedrin would not be confirmed. But in view of the danger of unrest liable to be caused by Yeshua's mad, utopian preaching, the Procurator would remove the man from Jerusalem and sentence him to imprisonment in Caesarea Stratonova on the Mediterranean — the place of the Procurator's own residence. It only remained to dictate this to the secretary.
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