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Why did you take that yogurt out of the dumpster behind the market?

It's suitable for framing.
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Why would you want a copy of your mugshot?

The cat made me do it.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why did you unravel that ball of yarn?

I didn't have any scissors on hand.
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Why did you open your birthday gifts with a chainsaw?



I was channeling Sally Field.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What made you think we like you?   Laughing

Cat toys everywhere!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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What was Christmas morning like at your house?

It tastes just like chicken!
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What does defeat taste like, Mr. Bond?


The butterflies ate it.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Where's my new wool scarf?

It's free after the mail in rebate.
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How much did your RealDollTM cost?


Human sacrifice


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What should we do to ensure some rain?


Trinidad and Tobago.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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What'd you name your new pet gerbils?

It separates and lifts.
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What does that little crane thing do in the box with the stuffed animals in the plastic box?

I wanted a pony.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why did you beat up Santa Claus?

The green one didn't fit.
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Why on earth did you buy that purple jockstrap?

Candles and incense.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why does it smell like church in here?

It leaves my skin all silky smooth.
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Why are you covered in fireants?


They were blinking



With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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Why did you smash all the pretty little lights?




A nice cold beer.


@->     =^.^=
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What's the universal cure for what ails ya?

I always use the good china!
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Why don't you have any paper plates?

Four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear trea.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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What can you stuff a turdurken with?

This one goes to 11


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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