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Can you give me directions to that reform school where you spent your youth?

You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out...
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what do you do in front of a small pond on a summer's day?



All of them


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How many of those six dozen prune danish did you eat?

Fish or chicken
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what's the last thing you want to hear at the restaurant at the Aquarium & Petting Zoo?



Now, cut that out!


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What did you say to your date last night when he decided to pretend to be a Chippendale dancer in the restaurant?

Clean up that mess right now!

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What are you going to do about Congress?

Coat, hat, scarf, gloves, boots.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Did your shoplifting excursion turn out well?

I got the shoes dyed to match.
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What did you do after you spilled grape juice all over your new shirt?





Mahna-mahna.


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What do your grandchildren call you?

It was either that or pay the fine.
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Why did you table dance at the PBA brunch?



If I don't keep it covered, it whistles.


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Why do you keep your parrot in that big tupperware container?

It was the only excuse I could come up with on such short notice.
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Why did you tell the police officer you were qualifying for nascar?

Scoooby-dooby-doooooo!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Will you please do your Frank Sinatra impersonation?




Ya might, rabbit. Ya might.


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If I only eat carrots will I turn into a bunny?

Don't touch that dial!
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What did Bob say to Mary upon hearing the news story regarding contaminated soap?




Supercalafragilisticexpealidocious


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What do you say when you want to sound precocious?

I found the recipe on the back of a can of soup.
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Uh, what IS this stuff in the pot? Yuck

I won it in an auction!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Where did you get that exquisite picture of dogs playing poker?

I lost it in a poker game.
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What happened to that ridiculous picture you used to have of dogs playing poker?




Not in this lifetime.


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Do you think you'll ever get over your fear of dryer lint?

It was a gift from an old friend.
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