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Why do you have that tacky old elephant lamp?

It's a sunny day!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why are you throwing away all your umbrellas?

I needed to buy some toilet paper.
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Why did you rob the bank but only take $4.39?



It's the best cure for a hangover.


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Why are you walkin' around with a bag of ice on your head?

I only had to pay shipping and handling!
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Err....how much did you pay for that "diamond" ring?

'Cause I'm sick of hiring them!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why do keep telling seeming qualified applicants that the job is filled?

I got nothing, I just wanted to be the most recent poster on all threads Wink




Seven is my limit!


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How many squid eyes can you eat?

White, with purple and green stripes.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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So, have you decided on the bridesmaids dresses for your wedding yet?

I thought it was in gear.
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Why did you open your mouth without using your brain?



Bunnies. It must be bunnies.



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Who ate my whole garden? Gasp!  Sad

It's in the lake.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Where's the squid?



No.


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Can I touch your nose?  Please?  Please?

I'm not touching you.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Maaaa! Make him stop!



4 more pages


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How many more congressional interns do you need to harrass before you get charged with a felony?

I thought it was edible.

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WHY did you eat the plastic fruit from my sculpture?

Because the coffee's ready.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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why did you push past me and knock down three other people on the way to the break room?


Because it can.


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Why does the dog like his own "parts"?

It was running all over the place, yelling and throwing stuff!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Tell me again about the angry wheel of brie?



Somehow, they managed.


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Did those poor little old ladies you pushed out of the way to grab that taxi ever get home?

The double crown molding sold me.
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Why did you spend $4 million dollars on a yurt?


He was playing chicken with a wall.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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