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Why is your dog's face so flat?

Bananas!  It was the bananas! Dancing upside down banana 



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why is there yellow goop all over the floor and walls?

I heard it would cure my rash.
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Why did you smear motor oil on your face?

Sunset, with clouds.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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What's the forecast for this evening?



Because I didn't yesterday.


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Why are you standing nekkid on your roof and singing "I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts"?

Set it and forget it.
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How do you style your hair that way?

There was no remote control.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why did you throw that tv set out in your front yard?

I thought it was spaghetti sauce.
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why is your pasta covered in strawberry jam?



*hack wheeze coff*


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How do you feel after snorting a whole line of baking soda?

It was a really looooooong dachsund.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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why did you put a 36 inch leg warmer on your dog?



Not in my lifetime


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Do you think you'll ever get over your impulsive desire to kiss random strange men every full moon?

I left out the baking powder.
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why couldn't you get a rise out of that guy you covered in bread dough?




it looks better that way.


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What made you decide on a bouffant?

It was quicker than the escalator.
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Why did you crawl through the A/C duct?

Lemon curry


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What is one of the silliest non sequitors in the Monty Python oeuvre?



Bunnies! Dancing bunny Bunnies! Dancing bunny It must be bunnies! Dancing bunny 


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Now, what was it you wanted to upholster your furniture with?

I read it in the handbook.
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why did you tie the boy scouts in knots?


orange.  Dancing upside down banana 


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What color did you spraypaint your gerbil?

Mushrooms.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What comes after badgers?

'Cause I was late to work.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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why did you run out of the house without pants?



it said so on the box.


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