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Did you know that Liz, Ard, and Fred had an orgy in your banana pudding?



A kitten, a portly beagle and 40 thousand cyborg lemurs.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What does doggio keep in his bedroom?

Because of the way it smells.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why do you keep that possum carcas sitting on your coffee table?

I wasn't sleepy yet.
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Why did you alphabetize you  your 8-track collection?


The History Eraser Button.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What does that big red button that says DO NOT TOUCH for?

I didn't have any clean ones.
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Why are you wearing week-old socks? Gasp!

They have peanuts in them!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why are you allergic to elephants?

I keep it in my little black book.
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What'd you do with that dried up, 17 year old condom you said you had?



Because they can.


@->     =^.^=
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Why do dogs like their backsides?

It's 3:00.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why did you just chug a fifth or gin?


a squid, a Zamboni, and 14 Bud lights.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What is the minimum you need for the party of the year?



Not in this lifetime.


@->     =^.^=
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When are you going on a date with Carrot Top?

Some hand sanitizer, a pair of rubber gloves and a pine branch.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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What are your favorite marital aids?

I was out of bacon so I substituted.
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Why is there a cyborg lemur in my BLT?


He wanted more light


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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Why did Swampy burn down the library? Gasp!

That's what SHE said!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Did your sister really get that mark on her neck from running into a tree?

I didn't have four AA batteries.
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Why is your Walkman connected to 3 miles of extension cords?

fungus



With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What's the nummiest thing EVAR?

John Madden, of course.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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who stars with you in your sex dreams?




The Carpenters


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Who stars in your sex dreams? Laughing



A giant slingshot and a keg of Beast.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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