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What kind of hunting equipment do you own?

It shattered in a million pieces.
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What happened when you dropped King Tut off the Empire State Building?



A 2' x 6' sheet of used Plexiglass.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What do you use for an umbrella?


My red Swingline stapler.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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What item did you lose that caused you to go postal?





Fur


@->     =^.^=
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What is that you keep spitting out?

My bird made me.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why do go go around in a chicken suit, Tazering cats?



A rock


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What is your most treasured possession?

Oysters on the half shell.
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What's a good way to get food poisoning this time of year?

Because it's too hooooooot.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why are you stuffing ice cream down your bra?


Mom said we could.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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Why are you lickin' the sidewalk?

In a tupperware container in the back of the fridge.
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Where do you keep Hitler's brain?

a golf ball stuffed in a tennis ball stuffed in a basketball.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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How did you try to make Turducken for a vegetarian?




Playin' hookey.


@->     =^.^=
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What's your favorite way to spend a work day?


Gel pens, highlighters and felt-tip pens everywhere!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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What's your idea of Heaven?

I slipped on the rug.
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Why do you have a cast on your nose?


Five pounds of spackle


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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How do you get your skin so smooth and young-looking? Laughing

The Nut-of-the-Month Club.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Where did you get the Timecube guy in your kitchen from?


a solar powered flashlight



With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What's the most useless thing EVAR?

Because q-tips in the ear feel so gooooooood.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why is there a q-tip hangin' out of your butt?

He said he was from the government.
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Why did you give that man all your money?

It was buzzzzzzing around all day!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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