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What happened when you fed the Jack Russell a whole bottle of No-Doz?

Laughing

A six foot aluminum pole.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What do you use to hold up your pants?

I only ordered a dozen.
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Why did you eat a dozen turdurkens for lunch?

a can of bees


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What's the secret ingredient in your chili?

At 12:15 a.m.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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When do you feel is the best time to howl at the moon?

I just had to have it!
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Why did you steal that lotto billboard?

It was a business lunch.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why did you attempt to claim that week you spent in Vegas with the milkman on your taxes?

There was a special on toilet paper.
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Why do you have 2 truckloads of Charmin in your back yard?


Because it feels good when I stop!


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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Why do you keep antagonizing Thrak?

I went to the Dollar Tree.
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Where did you see dogbutler being terrorized by Thrak?

Wink

They told me so on Antiques Roadshow.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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What makes you think that autographed picture of Ruth Buzzi is worth five thousand dollars?

I lost my magnifying glass.
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Why are you reading the paper with the Hubble Telescope?


A sock full of live crayfish.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What did you get your Great Aunt for Christmas?

I was having tea with the Queen.
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Er....why were you holding that cup with your pinky extended?

Three pink roses and a razor knife.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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What did your husband give you for Valentine's Day?




A case of Beast and 5 pounds of ball bearings.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What'd you get at Sam's Club?

The sign said wet paint.
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Why did you pour water all over that bench?

Because it's far too cold in my office.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why did you set fire to the file cabinets?




Anywhere but here.


@->     =^.^=
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Where can I deliver this barrel of pickled herring you ordered?

I thought it was champagne.
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Why did you serve Mad Dog at your wedding?


it covers up the rash.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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