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Why do you have avocado smeared all over your face?


There wasn't any more paper.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why do all the good guest towels in the bathroom have brown stains all over them?

It was the only way to stay cool today.



As it flew, an idea formed itself in the Procurator's mind, which was now bright and clear. It was this: the hegemon had examined the case of the vagrant philosopher Yeshua, surnamed Ha-Notsri, and could not substantiate the criminal charge made against him. In particular he could not find the slightest connection between Yeshua's actions and the recent disorders in Jerusalem. The vagrant philosopher was mentally ill, as a result of which the sentence of death pronounced on Ha-Notsri by the Lesser Sanhedrin would not be confirmed. But in view of the danger of unrest liable to be caused by Yeshua's mad, utopian preaching, the Procurator would remove the man from Jerusalem and sentence him to imprisonment in Caesarea Stratonova on the Mediterranean — the place of the Procurator's own residence. It only remained to dictate this to the secretary.
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Why do you have ice cubes stuffed up your nose?


50 pounds of groundhog sausage.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What was it that you left in the trunk of your car for a week?

I fished it out of the pool.
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Where did you get that dead bat* you're carrying around?


* a coworker did find a dead bat next to her pool this week... ew!


It ain't the heat, it's the humidity!


@->     =^.^=
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Why were you standin' nekkid in front of that open fire hydrant?

It's not due until the middle of the month.


ETA: The only daid things I ever find in my pool are frogs.
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Why is your front door missing? Gasp!


61 and counting, but I'm not sure how many of them are for real.


"You don't adopt a wheel just for fun." ~ dragoncat

I before E except after C, or your weird caffeinated neighbor Sheila will seize your protein for leisure.
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(I won't be vulgar. I won't be vulgar. I won't be vulgar.)

How many death threats have you received recently?



The landscaper is too noisy.


@->     =^.^=
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Why do you have aluminum foil stuck in your ears?

I couldn't find a vase.
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Do I even want to know why there is a flower coming out your butt?




I hate the ice cream truck song


@->     =^.^=
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Why are there long nails lying all over the cul-de-sac?

I can never find it when I need it.



As it flew, an idea formed itself in the Procurator's mind, which was now bright and clear. It was this: the hegemon had examined the case of the vagrant philosopher Yeshua, surnamed Ha-Notsri, and could not substantiate the criminal charge made against him. In particular he could not find the slightest connection between Yeshua's actions and the recent disorders in Jerusalem. The vagrant philosopher was mentally ill, as a result of which the sentence of death pronounced on Ha-Notsri by the Lesser Sanhedrin would not be confirmed. But in view of the danger of unrest liable to be caused by Yeshua's mad, utopian preaching, the Procurator would remove the man from Jerusalem and sentence him to imprisonment in Caesarea Stratonova on the Mediterranean — the place of the Procurator's own residence. It only remained to dictate this to the secretary.
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Why is your cat superglued to your forehead?

Because the dog and cat out voted me.



With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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Why are you in the kennel?

I wanted it to be a surprise.



As it flew, an idea formed itself in the Procurator's mind, which was now bright and clear. It was this: the hegemon had examined the case of the vagrant philosopher Yeshua, surnamed Ha-Notsri, and could not substantiate the criminal charge made against him. In particular he could not find the slightest connection between Yeshua's actions and the recent disorders in Jerusalem. The vagrant philosopher was mentally ill, as a result of which the sentence of death pronounced on Ha-Notsri by the Lesser Sanhedrin would not be confirmed. But in view of the danger of unrest liable to be caused by Yeshua's mad, utopian preaching, the Procurator would remove the man from Jerusalem and sentence him to imprisonment in Caesarea Stratonova on the Mediterranean — the place of the Procurator's own residence. It only remained to dictate this to the secretary.
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Why didn't you TELL me the building was on fire? Gasp!

Because peanut butter sticks to the roof of my mouth.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why are you eating a sammich made with paste?

I ran over it with the lawnmower.
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Why does the neighbor's cat look mangy?


A tinfoil hat, a rubber thong, and a bottle of Mad Dog.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What did you give them for a wedding present?

Because I can't win the lottery.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why do you have a very large relief map of Fort Knox on your dining room table?

I couldn't find my shredder.
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Why did you set your tax accountant's office on fire?



A case of Yuengling and a pr0n tape.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What do you want for your birthday?

Because Santa Claus is watching.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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