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Why do you have an eight feet tall replica of Stonehenge in your front yard?

It just showed up one day.
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Why is there a duck on your shoulder?

Nascar.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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What word would appear in your wedding vows if you were/are a redneck?

3D glasses.
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What do you give the person who has everything?

I've scrubbed and I've scrubbed but it's still there.
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What's with your face?!

Yoda and a teddy bear.



I heart Ducky.  I stalk Ducky.  His hair is quite fluffy, and he makes good cookies.
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So after correctly answering all those difficult questions, what do I win?

It's all done with mirrors.
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How do I make a disco ball?

You're using too much vermouth
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Why does my face have this permanent pucker?

In the refrigerator.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Does anybody know where my pet elephant is hiding?

Toss in a hand full of chile peppers just before serving.
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How do I add excitement to my meals?

The Shadow knows.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Who drank my Diet Dr. Pepper???!!!

When it's fully erect.
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When will we know when it's through?

Monkeys.  Purple howler monkeys.


Because instant gratification isn't fast enough.  That's why.
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Who took the last icecube and didn't refill the tray!?

A history of mechanics.



I heart Ducky.  I stalk Ducky.  His hair is quite fluffy, and he makes good cookies.
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What happened to you in your life that you're so reluctant to take the car in to get it repaired?

Easy, just reverse the polarity.
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How can I keep a lovesick elephant from following me around?

I had it for lunch today.
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What did you do with the gunk in the blue bucket?

My boyfriend.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Who is that derelict dressed like Madonna standing out in the front yard?

Whenever the fleet is in town on shore leave.
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Do you guys ever have any good parties?

We were merely freshmen.


Happiness is just one curly fry away.  I'm thinking Arby's™
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Where were you and your partner when you turned forty?

I think it needs a new battery.
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Why isn't this gadget making the women smile?

It was watered down.
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