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What's with this gasoline?

The midget did it!



I heart Ducky.  I stalk Ducky.  His hair is quite fluffy, and he makes good cookies.
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Who put all the pots up on a high shelf?

The last time I saw it it was in the living room.
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Alright, where did that escaped elephant go?

You're supposed to dissolve it under your tongue.
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I taped this aspirin to my forehead an hour ago. Why does my head still hurt?

You didn't let it brew long enough.
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Why is my coffee khaki-colored?

I'll tell you if you put the phone down.


Because instant gratification isn't fast enough.  That's why.
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Why do I have this constant ringing in my ears?

It crawled out from under your bed!
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Where'd you find such a moldy PB&J Snadwich?!!

I fart in your general direction.


Happiness is just one curly fry away.  I'm thinking Arby's™
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Where did that strong wind come from?

Once. In 1960. For twenty minutes.
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Have you ever wrestled with a black bear in a pool?

Ice cream.


Happiness is just one curly fry away.  I'm thinking Arby's™
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What one food does your most lurid fantasy involve?

I left it outside last night.
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Where's my cake with the sweet green icing this rainy morning?


Quote: swampbear wrote at 7:18 PM on August 20, 2006:
I taped this aspirin to my forehead an hour ago. Why does my head still hurt?

Aspirin: apply directly to forehead. Big grin


Sharp and pointy.

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Ahhnd how wood we laik our hayr done today, mademoiselle?

That was a really bad french accent.  My apologies.

An old blue Scot called Dill
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Who is this you're dating now?

A can of creamed corn and a pound of bologna.
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This pie is delish!  What's in it?

Simple.  Just hit the any key.


Because instant gratification isn't fast enough.  That's why.
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Can you teach me how to use this here email thing?

Three lefts then take the fork in the road past the cornfield.
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Where's the nearest bathroom?

I think the cat drug it in.



I heart Ducky.  I stalk Ducky.  His hair is quite fluffy, and he makes good cookies.
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Why is there a toupee laying on the living room sofa?

It only comes in packs of twelve.
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Why do we have so much sauerkraut?

My mother made me.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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How did you earn that reputation as a street corner hooker?

I saw it downtown.
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Have you seen total chaos and anarchy?

Spinach.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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