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Did ya hear the joke about the nun and the penguin?

Of course I didn't eat it!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Anyone seen that cereal box I was using to store lye in?

Not that one! That one!
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Which one of these ties should I wear to a wedding?

Because you're an idiot!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why did I think it'd be a good idea to stick my tongue on that battery?

Don't forget your galoshes.
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What was I supposed to remember, Noah?

Peanuts.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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What's small, round, called a nut but is not really a nut?

You can't do that in here.
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Is it okay with you if I smoke?  (yech)

Lots and lots of hand sanitizer.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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What's the first thing you'll need after shaking hands with Dick Cheney?

It's so big and pink!
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Why did you buy that car!?!?

My mama told me.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Who said you could play with matches!?

Only when I have to.



I heart Ducky.  I stalk Ducky.  His hair is quite fluffy, and he makes good cookies.
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How often do you get laid?

The penguins told me to do it.


Happiness is just one curly fry away.  I'm thinking Arby's™
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WHY did you open 40 cans of sardines?

Kitty!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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What makes a great late night snack?

Two elephants, a kangaroo and an umbrella.
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This is the best drink I've ever had!  What did you use to make it?

They're comfortable and fuzzy.


Happiness is just one curly fry away.  I'm thinking Arby's™
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Why did you make slippers out of bunnies?

Bananas, of course.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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What are you bringing to the presidential potluck?

It followed me home, honest!


"You don't adopt a wheel just for fun." ~ dragoncat

I before E except after C, or your weird caffeinated neighbor Sheila will seize your protein for leisure.
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Why is there a deranged serial killer in the back yard?

I got it free with proof of purchase.
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Hey, where'd you get that polka-dot polyester tie?

Three monkeys, two giraffes and an elephant.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Who do we have to interview for that new position?

I think I left it in the hallway.
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Where's the top secret military file I just sent you to get?

It blew up...


Happiness is just one curly fry away.  I'm thinking Arby's™
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