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How do I make that witch pie you brought to the last church pot-luck?

Three shiny new pennies.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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How much for a roll in the hay sweet thang?

I got it on a trip to Tibet.
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What's that awful red rash?

While tarring the roof.



As it flew, an idea formed itself in the Procurator's mind, which was now bright and clear. It was this: the hegemon had examined the case of the vagrant philosopher Yeshua, surnamed Ha-Notsri, and could not substantiate the criminal charge made against him. In particular he could not find the slightest connection between Yeshua's actions and the recent disorders in Jerusalem. The vagrant philosopher was mentally ill, as a result of which the sentence of death pronounced on Ha-Notsri by the Lesser Sanhedrin would not be confirmed. But in view of the danger of unrest liable to be caused by Yeshua's mad, utopian preaching, the Procurator would remove the man from Jerusalem and sentence him to imprisonment in Caesarea Stratonova on the Mediterranean — the place of the Procurator's own residence. It only remained to dictate this to the secretary.
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When did you last touch up your roots?

It was either that or the pink one.
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Why do you have a green mullet?

A bottle of olive oil and a hockey puck.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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How do you really piss off a hockey player? Gasp!

New Smyrna Beach.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Where were you when your husband found you and that biker in a cheap motel?

Three times in the past month.
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How many times have you tripped over that same rug?

My kitty did it.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why do you have a reverse mohawk?

an electronic xylophone.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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What is that godawful noise?

Beer and cockies, of course.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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What are you serving on the Fourth?

It's made out of teflon that's why.
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Why won't this sticky-note stick to the wall?

He's flying a flag!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why is doggio up on the roof again?

I accidentally threw it in the trash.
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Where is my winning lottery ticket?

I felt a little queasy.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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Why is your face chartreuse?

Baseball, that's why.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why are you sitting on the couch surrounded by empty beer cans and greasy paper plates?

They don't make those in purple anymore.


"You don't adopt a wheel just for fun." ~ dragoncat

I before E except after C, or your weird caffeinated neighbor Sheila will seize your protein for leisure.
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Can I get a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater, please?

I got a curly perm.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Why does your hair look like you stuck your finger in an electrical outlet?

Ten-thirty last night.
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When did you stop beating your wife? Laughing

An apple and 3 oranges. 



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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How much for a good time?   Evil grin

Along the banks of the river.



As it flew, an idea formed itself in the Procurator's mind, which was now bright and clear. It was this: the hegemon had examined the case of the vagrant philosopher Yeshua, surnamed Ha-Notsri, and could not substantiate the criminal charge made against him. In particular he could not find the slightest connection between Yeshua's actions and the recent disorders in Jerusalem. The vagrant philosopher was mentally ill, as a result of which the sentence of death pronounced on Ha-Notsri by the Lesser Sanhedrin would not be confirmed. But in view of the danger of unrest liable to be caused by Yeshua's mad, utopian preaching, the Procurator would remove the man from Jerusalem and sentence him to imprisonment in Caesarea Stratonova on the Mediterranean — the place of the Procurator's own residence. It only remained to dictate this to the secretary.
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