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#1, for the obvious reason.
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Well, it IS #1.  I had on NO socks.  I have an eleventh person, but he doesn't really report to me; I'm just borrowing him.  And lasagna is definitely not on my diet right now.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Ok here goes:

1) There are a bunch of Spanish articles on my desk right now because the people who were filing all my articles couldn't figure out what to do with them.

2) There is a book written by an Iraqi Kurd who moved to Turkey on my desk right now.

3) There are a tape dispenser and a stapler that I stole from my last job on my desk right now.
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1.  I can't figure out what you'd do with a bunch of "el's" and "la's" and "una's" either.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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#3. It was actually the job before last.

TA, when I read your post I immediately thought of Persson. Big grin


"You don't adopt a wheel just for fun." ~ dragoncat

I before E except after C, or your weird caffeinated neighbor Sheila will seize your protein for leisure.
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It's obviously number three. There is a book by an Iraqi Kurd on your desk but he moved to Peoria.
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swampbear, I'm guessing you meant to take #2 there?

Correct answer is #1.  They're not Spanish, I don't even understand Spanish, they're Russian.  Of course, Russian has no articles, so troubleagain's joke wouldn't have worked if I had told the truth in #1.

Your turn, troubleagain!

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Quote: umop wrote at 3:29 AM on January 26, 2007:
TA, when I read your post I immediately thought of Persson. Big grin



Big grin

1.  I had to scrape ice off my windshield this morning.
2.  I have 2 plants on my desk at work.
3.  I'm having to do work I haven't had to do in a looooooong time today, and I can barely remember how.
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1?

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It's got to be #3 - they gave you today off. You worded the second one as though you're not currently at work. Big grin


"You don't adopt a wheel just for fun." ~ dragoncat

I before E except after C, or your weird caffeinated neighbor Sheila will seize your protein for leisure.
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I'll take #2 because #1 and #3 are already taken.
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It was 2.

I actually did have ice (ICE, DAMMIT!) on my windshield, and I really had to work.  We were short-handed and I had to do work I haven't done in probably a year.  I only have one plant on my desk.  But it's a very happy plant!

Lie, KOS!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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1. I changed planes in Virginia on Friday.

2. The wind blew my hat off Friday.

3. I interviewed someone for a job on Friday.
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1.  You actually changed planes in Atlanta.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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It's number two. You had on your best traveling bonnet and had it tied securely under your chin.
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3.  You interviewed him on Robinson.
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Quote: Inner Stickler wrote at 11:34 PM on January 29, 2007:
3.  You interviewed him on Robinson.



Not quite.  On Thursday.  Your turn!
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1.  I had sour cream with my lunch today.
2.  I skipped dinner.
3.  It snowed again.
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1.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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It's number two. You actually had three big heapin' helpin's of tuna helper and three twinkies for dessert.
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