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Waiting impatiently for the last guest here....Tapping foot
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Stick out tongue

1.  You're not opening anything with a R'lyeh return address.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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It's number two. I did throw out a bunch of old socks and the mysterious package is sump'n ACBG took with him when he left to go see his family this mornin'. It's a present for his nephew. I think it's a piece of luggage but I don't know for sure since well, it's none of my bidness. The garage is still a mess.

KOS fill our heads with lies!
Last edited by swampbear on December 23, 2007 12:52 PM #623   Back to top
 
1) I saw a film in a theater today for no charge, other than a few canned goods that the theater donates to charity.

2) I am watching a Bollywood film right now.

3) I just hooked up a Surround Sound system at home.



As it flew, an idea formed itself in the Procurator's mind, which was now bright and clear. It was this: the hegemon had examined the case of the vagrant philosopher Yeshua, surnamed Ha-Notsri, and could not substantiate the criminal charge made against him. In particular he could not find the slightest connection between Yeshua's actions and the recent disorders in Jerusalem. The vagrant philosopher was mentally ill, as a result of which the sentence of death pronounced on Ha-Notsri by the Lesser Sanhedrin would not be confirmed. But in view of the danger of unrest liable to be caused by Yeshua's mad, utopian preaching, the Procurator would remove the man from Jerusalem and sentence him to imprisonment in Caesarea Stratonova on the Mediterranean — the place of the Procurator's own residence. It only remained to dictate this to the secretary.
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It's number three. You strung tin cans all over the room.
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#2.  It was actually pornography.  Innocent 


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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I'll take 1, then, though I  bet it's true.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Swampbear is up again!

I have spent some time investigating these mysterious in-wall speakers in the new place I've moved into (eight speakers in total), and two of them do indeed appear to be part of a surround-sound system.  However, I don't have the other components to hook them up yet (and may never have them Smile)



As it flew, an idea formed itself in the Procurator's mind, which was now bright and clear. It was this: the hegemon had examined the case of the vagrant philosopher Yeshua, surnamed Ha-Notsri, and could not substantiate the criminal charge made against him. In particular he could not find the slightest connection between Yeshua's actions and the recent disorders in Jerusalem. The vagrant philosopher was mentally ill, as a result of which the sentence of death pronounced on Ha-Notsri by the Lesser Sanhedrin would not be confirmed. But in view of the danger of unrest liable to be caused by Yeshua's mad, utopian preaching, the Procurator would remove the man from Jerusalem and sentence him to imprisonment in Caesarea Stratonova on the Mediterranean — the place of the Procurator's own residence. It only remained to dictate this to the secretary.
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YAY! I get to lie!

1, I helped my sis make cornbread dressing for Christmas dinner.

2. I went to Christmas Mass for the first time in three years on Christmas Eve.

3. I installed a wireless network at da cave all by myself today.
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#2, you hung out with the Hare Krishnas.



As it flew, an idea formed itself in the Procurator's mind, which was now bright and clear. It was this: the hegemon had examined the case of the vagrant philosopher Yeshua, surnamed Ha-Notsri, and could not substantiate the criminal charge made against him. In particular he could not find the slightest connection between Yeshua's actions and the recent disorders in Jerusalem. The vagrant philosopher was mentally ill, as a result of which the sentence of death pronounced on Ha-Notsri by the Lesser Sanhedrin would not be confirmed. But in view of the danger of unrest liable to be caused by Yeshua's mad, utopian preaching, the Procurator would remove the man from Jerusalem and sentence him to imprisonment in Caesarea Stratonova on the Mediterranean — the place of the Procurator's own residence. It only remained to dictate this to the secretary.
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#3.  You had elves helping.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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ImPatiently awaiting guess number three.Tapping foot
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Cranky much?  Big grin

1.  You used Stove-Top stuffing.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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It's number three. I almost got it installed all by myself but then had to call the helpdesk, which, surprisingly, was actually a helpdesk! Laughing Or he was an elf. Either way I'm good.

Fill our heads with your sweet lies ta!
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1.  I got a video camera for Christmas.
2.  I got a digital picture frame for Christmas.
3.  I got a sweater for Christmas.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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#1  Video camera?  That's so 1990s Smile



As it flew, an idea formed itself in the Procurator's mind, which was now bright and clear. It was this: the hegemon had examined the case of the vagrant philosopher Yeshua, surnamed Ha-Notsri, and could not substantiate the criminal charge made against him. In particular he could not find the slightest connection between Yeshua's actions and the recent disorders in Jerusalem. The vagrant philosopher was mentally ill, as a result of which the sentence of death pronounced on Ha-Notsri by the Lesser Sanhedrin would not be confirmed. But in view of the danger of unrest liable to be caused by Yeshua's mad, utopian preaching, the Procurator would remove the man from Jerusalem and sentence him to imprisonment in Caesarea Stratonova on the Mediterranean — the place of the Procurator's own residence. It only remained to dictate this to the secretary.
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It's number three. It wasn't a sweater, it was a "Hello Kitty" sweatshirt with matching mittens.
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#2  It was one of those new fangled Egyptian stone carvings.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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It was #1.  I *gave* a digital video camera to my husband.   Laughing

Lie, KOS!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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how long do we wait for KOS to lie to us? 


@->     =^.^=
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