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1.  I'm hiring another redhead into the department.
2.  I have my own printer at work.
3.  I wore high-heels to work.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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#1 - this would be a clear violation of the one redhead per department rule.




As it flew, an idea formed itself in the Procurator's mind, which was now bright and clear. It was this: the hegemon had examined the case of the vagrant philosopher Yeshua, surnamed Ha-Notsri, and could not substantiate the criminal charge made against him. In particular he could not find the slightest connection between Yeshua's actions and the recent disorders in Jerusalem. The vagrant philosopher was mentally ill, as a result of which the sentence of death pronounced on Ha-Notsri by the Lesser Sanhedrin would not be confirmed. But in view of the danger of unrest liable to be caused by Yeshua's mad, utopian preaching, the Procurator would remove the man from Jerusalem and sentence him to imprisonment in Caesarea Stratonova on the Mediterranean — the place of the Procurator's own residence. It only remained to dictate this to the secretary.
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3.  you wear go-go boots to work every day.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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2 - everyone shares a printer, whether they want to or not


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It's number 3!  I did hire another red-head, but boy-type.  I do have my own printer--it's on old LJ5 that nobody else wants.  Big grin

Lie, doggio!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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1. I can speak 3 languages.
2. I am Dick Clark's son.
3. I read the Odyssey and the Iliad for fun.




With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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#1 - you actually speak 5 languages




FWIW - I'm guessing your dad *is* Dick Clark, but not *the* Dick Clark


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#3, because I think #2 is true, and #1 is taken.



As it flew, an idea formed itself in the Procurator's mind, which was now bright and clear. It was this: the hegemon had examined the case of the vagrant philosopher Yeshua, surnamed Ha-Notsri, and could not substantiate the criminal charge made against him. In particular he could not find the slightest connection between Yeshua's actions and the recent disorders in Jerusalem. The vagrant philosopher was mentally ill, as a result of which the sentence of death pronounced on Ha-Notsri by the Lesser Sanhedrin would not be confirmed. But in view of the danger of unrest liable to be caused by Yeshua's mad, utopian preaching, the Procurator would remove the man from Jerusalem and sentence him to imprisonment in Caesarea Stratonova on the Mediterranean — the place of the Procurator's own residence. It only remained to dictate this to the secretary.
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Dammit, I already know number 2 is true.  But I'll take that one anyway.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Quote: anyrose wrote at 4:58 AM on February 8, 2008:
#1 - you actually speak 5 languages

I only know English(i can count to 10 in German, though.)




FWIW - I'm guessing your dad *is* Dick Clark, but not *the* Dick Clark



True.

Lie to me, Rosie!





With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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Quote: dogbutler wrote at 3:32 AM on February 9, 2008:

Quote: anyrose wrote at 4:58 AM on February 8, 2008:
#1 - you actually speak 5 languages

I only know English(i can count to 10 in German, though.)




FWIW - I'm guessing your dad *is* Dick Clark, but not *the* Dick Clark



True.

Lie to me, Rosie!





Are the quote attributes messed up here?

But, whoever said this:


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I only know English(i can count to 10 in German, though.)



11 is "elf" Smile



As it flew, an idea formed itself in the Procurator's mind, which was now bright and clear. It was this: the hegemon had examined the case of the vagrant philosopher Yeshua, surnamed Ha-Notsri, and could not substantiate the criminal charge made against him. In particular he could not find the slightest connection between Yeshua's actions and the recent disorders in Jerusalem. The vagrant philosopher was mentally ill, as a result of which the sentence of death pronounced on Ha-Notsri by the Lesser Sanhedrin would not be confirmed. But in view of the danger of unrest liable to be caused by Yeshua's mad, utopian preaching, the Procurator would remove the man from Jerusalem and sentence him to imprisonment in Caesarea Stratonova on the Mediterranean — the place of the Procurator's own residence. It only remained to dictate this to the secretary.
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hmmmm okay


1 - My sister was a child model
2 - I was a child model
3 - my older nephew was a child model


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It's number two. You were actually a model child, except for that one time in eighth grade behind the bleachers that no one in your family speaks of.
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#3.  Your nephew was actually the most feared enforcer in youth hockey.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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#1, and I can't even tell my joke, because swampbear already used it.



As it flew, an idea formed itself in the Procurator's mind, which was now bright and clear. It was this: the hegemon had examined the case of the vagrant philosopher Yeshua, surnamed Ha-Notsri, and could not substantiate the criminal charge made against him. In particular he could not find the slightest connection between Yeshua's actions and the recent disorders in Jerusalem. The vagrant philosopher was mentally ill, as a result of which the sentence of death pronounced on Ha-Notsri by the Lesser Sanhedrin would not be confirmed. But in view of the danger of unrest liable to be caused by Yeshua's mad, utopian preaching, the Procurator would remove the man from Jerusalem and sentence him to imprisonment in Caesarea Stratonova on the Mediterranean — the place of the Procurator's own residence. It only remained to dictate this to the secretary.
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the lie is # 2. Which means swampy is correct, except it was seventh grade and it was behind the tennis courts. Wink

My sister modelled flower girl dresses for my great-aunts' (yes both of them) bridal shop brochures, and my older nephew modelled onsies in a Jordan Marsh catalog.


okay, swampy, lie to us.


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1. I am studying for my permanent insurance agent's license.

2. I wore purple to church this morning.

3. I spent over $200 at Wal*Mart today on just food stuff.
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#2.  You would never wear anything to clash with the church decor.







Yes I know purple is the color for Lent.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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#3. It was $500, and just on beer.



As it flew, an idea formed itself in the Procurator's mind, which was now bright and clear. It was this: the hegemon had examined the case of the vagrant philosopher Yeshua, surnamed Ha-Notsri, and could not substantiate the criminal charge made against him. In particular he could not find the slightest connection between Yeshua's actions and the recent disorders in Jerusalem. The vagrant philosopher was mentally ill, as a result of which the sentence of death pronounced on Ha-Notsri by the Lesser Sanhedrin would not be confirmed. But in view of the danger of unrest liable to be caused by Yeshua's mad, utopian preaching, the Procurator would remove the man from Jerusalem and sentence him to imprisonment in Caesarea Stratonova on the Mediterranean — the place of the Procurator's own residence. It only remained to dictate this to the secretary.
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I'd have picked #1 anyway, because everyone knows insurance isn't permanent.


@->     =^.^=
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