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1. Ginger, the cashier, snapped at you.


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#2 by default



As it flew, an idea formed itself in the Procurator's mind, which was now bright and clear. It was this: the hegemon had examined the case of the vagrant philosopher Yeshua, surnamed Ha-Notsri, and could not substantiate the criminal charge made against him. In particular he could not find the slightest connection between Yeshua's actions and the recent disorders in Jerusalem. The vagrant philosopher was mentally ill, as a result of which the sentence of death pronounced on Ha-Notsri by the Lesser Sanhedrin would not be confirmed. But in view of the danger of unrest liable to be caused by Yeshua's mad, utopian preaching, the Procurator would remove the man from Jerusalem and sentence him to imprisonment in Caesarea Stratonova on the Mediterranean — the place of the Procurator's own residence. It only remained to dictate this to the secretary.
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It was numbah 3.  It was hot chocolate, though, 'cause Grape Tang would make me barf!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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1.  I had roast beef for supper tonight.
2.  I got a haircut after work today.
3.  I haven't done laundry in two weeks.
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#3, Like an ex-neighbor of mine, you never do laundry.  You just buy new clothes.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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1.  It was barbecue.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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2 by default


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It's number three. Or was last night. I'm washin' a second load of laundry as I post.

C'mon doggio! Show us what a filthy stinkin' liar you are!
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db - it's your turn


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1. I bought a new dryer for Christmas
2. I bought a 10lbs turkey for Christmas
3. I bought a case of Yuengling for Christmas


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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1.  It was a washer.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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It's obviously number two. You bought a case of vienna sausages and a round of hoop cheese for Christmas dinner.
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3 by default


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1.  It was either spend $350 on a dryer, or spend $350 on new, clean clothes.
2.  I bought a 2lbs Cornish Game Hen.  I couldn't eat a 10lbs turkey if I tried.
3.  I bought a case of Yuengling, a pint of vermouth, and a jar of martini olives(Total Wine clerk:"Yuengling martinis?"  Laughing )

Lie, Mr. Bear, lie!


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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1. I had turkey and dressing for lunch today.
2. I finally finished up all my laundry.
3. I am not spending the night at home tonight.
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2.  Laundry is never finished unless you do it naked. Evil grin 



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Quote: troubleagain wrote at 1:48 PM on December 29, 2008:
2.  Laundry is never finished unless you do it naked. Evil grin


It's just that sittin' on top of the dryer feels so warm and toasty to my bare hiney... Laughing 
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it's #1 - you dressed up as a turkey to entertain the lunch crowd at the diner


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bump
anyone want to take #3?



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#3, You're under house arrest for nekkid bacon frying.  You can't leave. Big grin 


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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