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Rosie I only do that on President's Day.  Laughing

It's number two. Or was. At the time I had all kinds of laundry to do but didn't wanna.

Fill our heads with lies TA!
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1.  I need to vacuum.
2.  I need to do laundry.
3.  I need to weed the flowerbed.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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It's number three... actually you need to get all those flowers out of your weed.  Laughing 
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2.  You're a nudist, just like the rest of your critters.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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1# - no! don't do it! Kittehs, like Nature, abhor a vacuum!


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It's number 1.  I don't have to vacuum.  EriK the Roomba does it for me now!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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1. I discovered my oil burner leaks

2. I discovered a pimple on my hip

3. I discovered 5 missing mismatched socks 


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3. You are the only person on the planet without a miss matched pair.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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I'm gonna hope #1 is a lie... Gasp! 



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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It's number two. You looked at your hip and remembered where you left your gum last night.
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it's 3 - I only found one mismatched sock

the pimple has been taken care of and the oil leak was only the pump can covered by my contract.

Time for dogbutler to lie. again.


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1. I have to unload a truck outdoors, in 18 degree weather.
2. I'm almost out of toilet paper.
3. I had ice cream for dessert tonight.


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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2.  Running out of toiletpaper is a disaster of unbearable proportion, so we never come close to that!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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3. after unloading a truck in 18 degree weather? I think not. Instead you drank scalding hot cocoa while lounging in a hot tub that was inside a sauna.


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It's number one. You actually have to dumpster dive in 18 degree weather cause it's your turn.
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Quote: troubleagain wrote at 5:07 PM on January 15, 2009:
2.  Running out of toiletpaper is a disaster of unbearable proportion, so we never come close to that!



Correct.  I more likely to be crushed to death by falling Charmin.  Big grin 


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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Woo-hoo!

1.  I'm all dressed up on a "casual Friday."
2.  I got my hair cut last night.
3.  I'm having leftover Mexican food for lunch.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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It's number one. You actually showed up to work nekkid, covered in lemon icing and wondering why you brought three cans of cream of beet soup for lunch.
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#3 - because I wanted #1 but swampy beat me to it


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#2  You moussed it into a cone, because you are from "France". 


With glamour girls/You'll never click/Bewhiskered like/a Bolshevik/ Burma-Shave
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