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Quote: umop wrote at 3:31 AM on October 6, 2006:

Quote: Мастер wrote at 5:17 PM on October 5, 2006:
2.   I once entered an African country illegally.


Gasp!

Was it exciting?



Well, just ignored the "Do Not Cross" sign out in the middle of a huge, unpopulated, grassland. I guess the "once" should be "twice," because I reentered to the original country on a single entry visa. . .



As it flew, an idea formed itself in the Procurator's mind, which was now bright and clear. It was this: the hegemon had examined the case of the vagrant philosopher Yeshua, surnamed Ha-Notsri, and could not substantiate the criminal charge made against him. In particular he could not find the slightest connection between Yeshua's actions and the recent disorders in Jerusalem. The vagrant philosopher was mentally ill, as a result of which the sentence of death pronounced on Ha-Notsri by the Lesser Sanhedrin would not be confirmed. But in view of the danger of unrest liable to be caused by Yeshua's mad, utopian preaching, the Procurator would remove the man from Jerusalem and sentence him to imprisonment in Caesarea Stratonova on the Mediterranean — the place of the Procurator's own residence. It only remained to dictate this to the secretary.
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1.  I have more than 20 pairs of shoes.
2.  I've never been on a motorcycle.
3.  I have sung solos in public.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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I'll take #3. 
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I say it's number one. For some reason ta just does not strike me as a collector of shoes.
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I musta had her confused with sperf.
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I guess by default I get #2
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It's number 2, KOS!

I have sung solos (whether they were good or not is not for me to say.  Big grin )
I do have lots and lots and lots of shoes.  Sorry to disillusion you, Swampy!



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Well, I've been on a motorcycle many times.  But the last time was a lot of years ago. . .

#1    My car died in the parking lot of the local office of the United States Postal Service yesterday.

#2    I have a chessboard in which the pieces are all African mammals, arranged in the configuration of my e-game with umop.

#3    I am seeing Itzhak Perlman tonight.
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#1 is the lie. It didn't die, it just GOSUBed without RETURN.
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I'll take 3, please.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Then I'll guess two. The chess pieces are actually the cast of The Brady Bunch.
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Well, just back from the Itzhak Perlman concert.  And a friend dropped me off, because my own car is not in proper working order.  So that would mean, the lie is #2!  I do indeed have a chess set whose pieces are African mammals, but they are not in the configuration of my e-game with umop, but another (non e-)game with someone else. . .

So, you're turn, swampbear!
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Yay, swampbear is turn! Big grin
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Quote: umop wrote at 2:45 AM on October 12, 2006:
Yay, swampbear is turn! Big grin



BTW, umop, my car does not run BASIC!  (Well, at the moment, it does not run much of anything. . .)
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Quote: Мастер wrote at 2:55 AM on October 12, 2006:
BTW, umop, my car does not run BASIC!

Laughing Innocent 
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Let me fill your heads with lies!

1. I haven't had a beer all week.

2. I was supposed to be out of town on business most of next week but it got cancelled.

3. I cleaned up my office last week.
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Quote: swampbear wrote at 11:12 AM on October 12, 2006:
Let me fill your heads with lies!

1. I haven't had a beer all week.

2. I was supposed to be out of town on business most of next week but it got cancelled.

3. I cleaned up my office last week.



#1 for sure.
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I dunno.  I think #3 seems pretty out there too.
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I'll take 2 again, then.



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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Quote: Мастер wrote at 1:09 PM on October 12, 2006:
#1 for sure.


That's got to be it. Big grin
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