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(Oops; edited. Embarrassment)

Lemme redo the automatic script - we're due for a paragraph break anyway.

Edit: done.
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There once lived a queen, whose upside down kingdom included a great many subjects who often forgot to log in. Fortunately, Queen Umop was very benevolent and never yelled "Off with much merriment we go to see a wizard about a new kitchen faucet." That's because she always had friendly elves around to bring in the water, but sometimes they spilled a little on the floor and on the rabbits who would get mad and start singing angry tunes about a very interesting beaver.

Soon the rabbits were so soaking wet, that they had to go outside and play in the hot summer sun because the sun's rays had melted their chocolate bunny ears which caused quite a commotion as they couldn't hear the wolf coming. As the wolf snuck up a sympathetic bird swooped into the valley of lime sherbert hills and warned the assembled rabbits of carrotty doom pending further wolves. However, the rabbits soon forgot all their troubles when the wolves developed a nasty smell, that knocked out all the robins and sparrows out of the trees and into Khruschev's Other Shoe's other shoe. Then, dozens of crickets came jumping off little bitty cliffs with parachutes made of clover leaves sewn together and dipped in exquisite honey and nectar mixture to channel the air flow into alternate timelines. They quickly found the timeline where the princess frogs and their fairy kings baked cakes for all the rainbow children of the corn.

The following summer, a group of lost hikers stumbled upon the entrance to the dreaded dark chocolate mine with its dark chocolate miners. The miners were big scary kittens with really long whiskers that made them look particularly cute menacing. "Who dares to enter here", exclaimed the kittens, snarling and mewing like they knew what was about to go down. All of a sudden a pack of rabid unicorns bearing jars of strawberry preserves and magical english muffins made by tiny English bears from the forests of Gump, where life and chocolate are like boxes of cherries, emerged from the woods.

The unicorns challenged the...
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bears to a game of ...
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Rock Paper Scissors, but they...
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cheated, which made the bears...
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quite upset. So they...
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stole the unicorns' picnic basket...
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and high tailed it to...
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their cave. Meanwhile rabid penguins...
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, having eaten all of...


Because instant gratification isn't fast enough.  That's why.
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their daily ration of olives, ...
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went foraging for other sources
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in the forests of...
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Siam, where jeweled



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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skies stretched endlessly overhead.
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However, the ancient cronies of...


Because instant gratification isn't fast enough.  That's why.
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the Princess of Procrastination...
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also known as...


Because instant gratification isn't fast enough.  That's why.
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TroubleAgain, who always procrastinated



Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg


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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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when gnomes danced the...
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