Natlangs

• Gothic, the language of the Visigoths and Ostrogoths, which I studied for the wrong reason, i.e. the name.
• Gaulish, once spoken throughout much of Europe and named for Gaul, what is now France, because I was brought up with this naive idolization of Celtic culture.
• J'ai étudié Français, τὰ παλαιὰ Ἑλληνικά, am procrastinating on learning русский, and have forgotten most of what I used to know of 日本語 and ภาษาไทย.

Conlangs

• Caruvat, my first attempt at a conlang, purported to be a constructed language of beauty, but really just a mess that resembles something out of Kerbleckistan and reeks of vague cultural appropriation, and that can even be written in emoji because why not make it as ridiculous as possible.
• Thengu 'Alvuev, a language of fictional elven beings of the forest, which I've pretty much abandoned since it is impossible to learn and beyond impossible to pronounce.
• Oh, and speaking of cultural appropriation, ask me about the time my paleface half-German ass made a conlang that was half Semitic, half Algonquian.

Other

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